[Andre Legacy]
It was the night before Christmas and all through LA
Word hit the street, Santa gone gay
TMZ, front of the paper
He went down like an anchor on a sailor
[Dirt Nasty]
Santa's got the best coke
That's why Rudolph got a red nose
He ain't the only victim
I heard he bu*t f**ed Prancer and Vixen
[Andre Legacy]
I answer the children when they ask me "Is a real man?"
I tell em the truth
That dude never landed on no roof
[Dirt Nasty]
Nah homes, he's stone cold
Made me lick the candy cane in his robe
Took me to the North Pole, it was cold
I was only eight years old
[Hook]
Santa Claus is dead (We k**ed him)
Took one in the head (We did it)
Christmas is a joke (That's right)
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
[Dirt Nasty]
I saw daddy f**ing Santa Claus
s**ing on his raggedy balls
Ho, ho, ho, it smelled like mistletoe and bu*thole
[Andre Legacy]
I'm off the list for sure
Cause Saint Nick know I been sniffing blow
And when I go carolling, I do it bu*t naked
Smoking h**n
[Dirt Nasty]
Jingle bells, jingle balls rock
Little elves drink eggnog from the co*k
And all I want for X-Mas is a bigger dick
And a b**h from Texas
[Andre Legacy]
I been dreaming of a white Christmas
Filled with c**aine, carry on b**hes
As I look under the tree
Santa's dead with his dick out, rest in peace
[Hook]
[Outro]