[Andre Legacy]
sh**'s getting magical
I'm a drug addict but my life ain't tragic
I'm straight up living lovely
This my best friend and he loves me
[Dirt Nasty]
And I ain't that ugly
But your b**h so old
She looks
Nah I ain't racist but I hit
[Andre Legacy]
Everything's palatial
Ain't no reason to get racial
We about to go get a facial
Manicure, pedicure, amazing
[Dirt Nasty]
My balls are raisins
Wrinkled up man, you should taste 'em
It's like you're at a vineyard
Oh, can I taste that [?] from Michigan
[Andre Legacy]
Dirt Nasty and the Legacy
Ain't a rapper alive that can get next to me
I take ecstacy and other d**
Yes please
[Dirt Nasty]
Bill Bellamy used to be my homie
Until he whipped out that black balogna
I said "chill"
At the same time, man sh** got real
[Andre Legacy]
Was that them old MTV days
When you was in the crazy drug phase
Living in New York City
And f**ing all b**hes with the big a** titties
[Dirt Nasty]
Nah f** titties, I'm an a** man
My body is the drug trash can
I should've been in Afganistan
But I'm a p**y so I kick it with my Africans
[Andre Legacy]
I'd never go to war, that sh** is wack
I'd rather tour
Go f** b**hes from here to New York
And come back and show em the [?]
[Dirt Nasty]
You, you want dick galore?
Well lucky for you, you knocked on the right door
Cause I'm a white who*e
And I might score if you give the gash gore
[Andre Legacy]
Por favor, do you know who I am, who*e?
I'll slap you like a who*e
You make me snore, you I ignore
[Dirt Nasty]
I bu*tf**ed your grandma
That p**y tasted like the tampon
But it tasted like depends
Blood, sh**, it never ends
[Andre Legacy]
I'm possessed, all I want is p**n and s**
I was born to die
f** you and your DUI
[Dirt Nasty]
And I was born naked
I walk in bu*tf**ing an Arabian
Or was she Jamaican?
I don't know but the body was banging
[Andre Legacy]
He ain't faking
I ain't m**m, asalamalakem
I'm straight up Christian
And my sh**'s b**hing
Hotter than a kitchen
[Dirt Nasty]
Yeah, I don't talk religion
But if I had to, I'd say it like this man
I'm Jewish as f**
And you can tell cause my nose bigger then Donald Duck dick
[Andre Legacy]
I'm straight up Catholic
I told the nun that I have a dick
Straight for your face
I pulled it out, gave her a taste
[Dirt Nasty]
b**h, you a gonner
You trying to come to my house, doing some laundry
Man, f** that
It's about time for you to feel the *chick chick* blast
[Andre Legacy]
Boom, that's how it goes
When the gat between your toes
I'll blast your feet
Talk to your mom, I'm blasphemy
[Dirt Nasty]
Yeah, I eat red meat when I eat vegetables, beets
I'm hella-f**ing-healthy
You think I'm gonna rhyme that sh** with "wealthy"
[Andre Legacy]
No way, he's stealthy
Walk through your crib and start getting creepy
That's how we do it
Andre Legacy, I got the fluids
[Dirt Nasty]
And my dick is Jewish
But my balls are Buddhist
f** it, I'm a nudist
And I'm not prudish
But I'll hit you with a prune right under your rude fish
[Andre Legacy]
I ain't Ralph Macchio
But I eat your a** up like carpaccio
Delicious, the Legacy, my balls is nutritious
[Dirt Nasty]
b**h, do the dishes
That's all your worth about
That's word of mouth
I heard you could scrub a dish
But really, can you s** our dicks?