harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller i.d. was from a gay bar
you guys f**ing s**
any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his a**
you think you're so f**ing original
gay bars used to be original too
you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay h*mos**ual f*ggot