YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR
MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY
YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN
SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING f*g
YOU'RE fu*kING GAY, YOU'RE fu*kING GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY
WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE
LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS
YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM
WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS
YOU'RE fu*kING GAY, YOU'RE fu*kING GAY
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU f*g
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU f*g