you f**ing f*g
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier a**
[chorus:]
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest f*g i've
ever seen,you play on a softball team
your teams sponsored by a gay bar
and you've got team pride
too bad most of your team
all got a.i.d.s. and died
[chorus]