Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg
[Chorus 1:]
If you don't like the Village people- you're f**ing gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're f**ing gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're f**ing gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're f**ing gay
All d**h metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by d**h is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer
[Chorus 2:]
If you think d**h were good after their demos- you're f**ing gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're f**ing gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're f**ing gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're f**ing gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay