Every five seconds
A girl gets engaged
According to cosmo's
Latest quiz
So every five seconds
You get one more chance
To make him get down
On the knees of his
It's a challenge that
Every woman faces
So let's make sure that
We've covered our bases
You've lived off tab and
Lean cuisine
Concealed your flaws
With maybelline
Holly & angie:
You're minty fresh and
Zetfully clean!
So he's gonna pop
Pop!
The question
He's gonna pop
Pop! Pop!
Holly & women:
The question
So there's no reason to stop
And question his love
Oh, pop the question
Oh my god! She like cinderella
And i'm like her fairy godmother, only sl*tty
Every five seconds
I say to myself
That glen and i are bound
To tie the knot
But every five seconds
I can't help but ask
Is someone a catch
If they can't be caught?
Could it be the guy
Has just outgrown me
No matter how you primp me
Or over-cologne me
And jilted girls
Have lousy stats
I'll die alone in sock
And flats
The lady with the fifty cats!
Holly & angie:
No!
Holly & women:
He's gonna pop
He'll never pop
Holly & women:
He's gonna pop
He'll never
Pop the question
Holly & women:
So there's no reason to stop
And question his love
Question his love
Question his love
Angie & holly:
Oh, pop the question!
You're gonna be fine. Just breathe
Hey, baby. You look hot. Let's eat
The reason why he
Chose this place
Is now so crystal clear
Like out relationship
We're going round
In circles here
And where he's sitting
It's as if it all
Revolves around him
Everybody having champagne, you don't want any do you?
I'm cool
If one more couple
Gets engaged
Or i hear on more cork
It's hari kari with fancy
Little salad fork
He nixed the bubbly which
Can only mean
The outlook is grim
All right, glen, i know why we're here . .
You do?
This is the end, right?
The end of what?
You know - "the end." the end of you and me as boyfriend and girlfriend
Actually, yeah, it is . . . (opens a ring box)
Cause, baby, i want us to be husband and wife
He totally
Popped
The question
Totally popped
The question
So there's not reason to stop
And question his love
Question his love
Question his love
What do you say?
Yes!
His love!!