[Chorus] Let's re-read the very first chapter Flip back to the other page Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands First took to the stage I was in middle school They made me feel so cool I never thought that those days would end [Breakdown 1] What ever happened to super simple breakdowns? Repetition made us leave our hometowns Nostalgia is one hell of a drug I know that I'm old enough to be a dad But I'll straighten my hair Throw my arms in the air The Windmill still looks super rad [Verse 1] Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore That was a k**er Warped Tour I can't believe that I missed Chiodos [Chorus] [Verse 2] Scene Queen, you have 40,000 friends You'll make my Top 8 with a Bulletin about my band Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore And "RAWR" meant "I love you" in Dinosaur Back when my layout was sick as hell
And my name was xXJarrodJealousyXx PC4PC! [Breakdown 2] Do you want to watch some Invader Zim? I made you a cookie but I eated it [Bridge] D0000000000000D, d00d Everybody's making fun of me You think you're better wearing khaki shorts Instead of wearing skinny jeans Just like when I was 15 You think that you're a special snowflake But you're honestly just a scene [Interlude: Voice 1 (Voice 2)] Can you believe this dude still listens to scene music? (Ugh, I know. He needs to listen to real bands that are actually innovating like Neck Deep and Real Friends.) Dude, you listen to Real Friends? (Yeah, man. They're like totally underground and unknown.) Dude, that's sick! [Breakdown 3] This is the third breakdown! A preschooler could play this 1 . . 1 2 . 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 I can count to 4 I am good at math