[Instrumental Hook]
[Verse 1]
Fasten seat belts, hold tight
And believe the hype
Mario Kart has the wheels of steel
And more tricks than the Batmobile
The roughest thing out on the street
Pumping the magic beat
Mario Kart, it ain't no joke
Adiós, see ya later, and eat smoke
[Instrumental Hook]
[Verse 2]
On your marks, get set, and we're off
This race ain't for the soft
Tarmac, lava and ice
Nigel Mansell; think twice
100cc out-burner
With no mercy for a learner
Mario Kart, it ain't no joke
Adiós, see ya later, and eat smoke
[Instrumental Hook]
[Verse 3]
Hands on the wheel, eyes on the road
Throw your weapons at your foe
Starsky & Hutch can't get no looser
Officer don't give me producer
This race is fast and furious
Who ain't with it, ride the bus
Mario Kart, it ain't no joke
Adiós, see ya later, and eat smoke
[Instrumental Hook]