I applied for a student grant,
But the girl in the office said I can't.
It's all based on your parents wages,
We haven't given a grant in ages.
The only student who got one of those,
His daddy delivered for Dominoes.
Yeh the only boy who got any funding,
Was the son of a pizza man.
Yeh the only boy who got any money,
Was the son of a pizza man, Yes he was,
He was. Oh yes he was.