When you're staying in St. Peter's
In a room that has no heaters
You could think about your life and get upset
You're in sh** accomodation
And you can't do cannulation
And you're £ 37,000 in debt
But, always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
If you caught the flu from freshers
Spent all your loan in Threshers
And your patients always end up in a hearse
Though our course may be rotten
There's something you've forgotten
At George's it's a million times worse
So always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
There are problems with the emails
There are problems with the females
And you wish you hadn't done a BSc
But whatever your regrets
And however bad it gets
Well at least you didn't go to GKT
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
The UMO are dicks
And they send you to zone six
For communication sk**s and PBL
The prospectus was all lies
You've forgotten to revise
But at least you didn't go to UCL
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
When you fail examination
And delay your graduation
Cos you know about as much medicine as a nurse
At your resits in september
Don't be angry, just remember
That every f**ing other place is worse
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life