The other night I had a craving
For some fresh warm dripping meat
So I went out to find a crack-who*e
Not too infested with disease
Once I found a suitable specimen and took her in my truck
I noticed I had a hard-on and that I needed a f**
Though this b**h didn't look too bad
The state of her c*nt was pretty bad
It seemed she had some sort of crust
Made of blood, cum, sh** and pus
So I asked her, "b**h, how much for a bl**job?"
She said, "For ten bucks I'll s** your dick like a doorknob"
I whipped it out, she took it deep-throat
That's when I started feeling disgust and doubt
While she was s**ing and slurping away
I decided to put an end to this play
So I grabbed my knife, sharpened and white
And prepared to put an end to her filthy life
Teabagged to d**h – I brought that knife down into her neck
Teabagged to d**h – My testicles in her mouth trembled as she retched
Teabagged to d**h – I didn't expect she'd bite down so hard
Teabagged to d**h – I had to slit her guts open to get my f**ing balls out