I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Tommy Cooper Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Frank Spencer Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Michael Barrymore Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Victor Meldrew Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) Here comes the Gladiators Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Eric Cantona I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah! I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah! Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man I come from down your way And I can do (Who can you do?) It's Bruce Foresythe He's nice to see you, to see you nice, nice to see you, to see you nice Nice to see you, to see you nice, what do points make prizes! I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah! I say ooh ah Cantona, I say ooh ah Cantona, yeah! Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back Oh Betty, oh that nice, oh that nice, oh that nice Oh Betty, oh that nice, Betty, oh that nice Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that I am the mimic man! Oh yeah!