How I love wooden shoes
And white tulips
Where the glorious windmills abound
[Dave:] "We're not in Holland, Alvin"
[Alvin:] "Oh!"
And the chime of Big Ben
Can be heard around the town
Where the guards stand
So straight at the palace
And the fog is as thick as it gets
[Dave:] "We're not in England"
[Alvin:] "I knew that"
And the leaning tower
Even though it is bent
[Dave:] "Not Italy"
There is nothing as great as Spain
[Dave:] "Nope"
Or dancing at Oktoberfest
[Dave:] "Try again"
My heart soars in Amsterdam
[Dave:] "Uh uh"
And skiing in San Moritz
[Dave:] "Wrong"
As we ride through the desert on camels
The sun beating upon our face
[Dave:] "Camels? Do you see any camels, Alvin?!"
And the kangaroos are hopping
All around the place
[Dave:] "Kangaroos?"
As the African lions approach us
And we barely escape with our lives
[Dave:] "Oh, come on!"
We crawled over
the Great Wall of China
And woke up in Budapest
To our surprise
[Dave:] "Alvin..."
There is nothing as great as Nome
[Dave:] "Alaska?"
Or sailing down the blue Danube
[Dave:] "Oh my gosh"
The royalty of Monaco
[Dave:] "Uh, hold it"
We may never go back home
[Dave:] "Fellows..."
As the snakes sway and dance
Out of baskets And the...
[Dave:] "Okay, that's it you guys,
hold it right there.
There's no dancing snakes
Or kangaroos or lions approaching.
We're in Greece.
Home of the Parthenon, the Acropolis,
The Eiffel Tower."
[Alvin:] "Dave, the Eiffel Tower is in France."
[Dave:] "I knew that. You guys
have got me all mixed up.
London, Switzerland,
Where are we?"