Dear Stephen Hawking would you invent
A machine that would make me out of size
That I would crawl down beside your ears
And go swimming deep inside your mind
I would hover on the edge of physics
And see the universe from your eyes
But this is bordering unobsessive
Because I think about you all the time
Everybody attracts every other body
With the force that is proportional to the ma** of each body
It's got me thinking about your love life
You left your first wife for your last
She gave you sunstroke but then you left her
Now you're alone in your universe
Light travels a finite speed
This was fast discovered in 1676
So can you calculate love at first sight
Or a happy marigge or what is right
Or did your heart beat even faster
Than the speed of light when you kissed her