Debbie's got a boyfriend and they go to different schools
He's in a [?], and she's a [?], they think that they're all cool
He sees her every weekend and she calls him every night
They sit and watch TV all day, they f** and then they fight
It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, beautiful or bland
Every girl needs someone who might want to hold her hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a b**h
She says "Hey, John, where was he so many nights ago?"
I'm like "What am I? His mother? f** you, I don't know"
Debbie says she loves him and one day he will propose
Debbie says "I'll s** your dick" and that's all he needs to know
It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, hideous or cute
Some girls are romantics, too much more they can k**
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a b**h
Debbie's just a b**h
Debbie's just a b**h
Debbie's just a b**h
Debbie's just a whoa
Everybody's something, beautiful or bland
Some girls are just what you wanna hold out to your hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a b**h