What more would you want from christmas Than candy canes and toys Ill deliver something To help fill up your void There are no elves or reindeer Working at this pole But if you been a good girl Ill warm you in the cold Stockings arent the only thing That's hung this holy night I'll make sure your christmas is white
I got a special package For you to unwrap And then ill shower you with more gifts From my giant sack Just think how better off you'd be If everyone could get some scottie Underneath their tree In the christmas spirit I'll even visit j**s And put the joy of christmas Deep inside of you