(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band)
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough
Westchester Hada**ah
I gave all my dough
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You made me contribute
Anonymously
Remember last year
When you gave a masquerade ball?
I came as a turnip
Just to see you try to squeeze my blood and all
Westchester Hada**ah
I'm trying my best
Enclosed is one dollar
I'll owe you the rest
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough
Remember that raffle
When you held your monster bazaar?
I bought all the tickets
All but one, and that was the one that won the car!
Westchester Hada**ah
How wrong can you be?
I'm not even Jewish
Stop pestering me!
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough