Your name was Patty But now it's Kay Girl, you seem to change it every day Your hair was long But now it's short You say, "I got it cut!" But I don't see no hair upon the floor Whenever I go out with you I find out something new You're a fake, baby You can't conceal it Know how I know? 'Cause I can feel it You're a fake, baby No rhyme or reason 'Cause in your mind It's lyin' season You had brown eyes But now they're blue Those false eyelashes that you're wearin', too In bed this morning You called me CIyde Alex is the name that I go by! If women could be counterfeit Then you'd be it
You're a fake, baby You can't conceal it . . You're a fake, baby I've blown your cover The gig is up 'cause I discovered - You're a fake, baby No need to hide it Can't change my mind 'Cause I've decided You're a fake, baby And I'm disgusted The game is through And, girl, you're busted Fake! Whenever I go out with you I find out something new You're a fake You always have a good excuse But, girl, that ain't no use You're a fake, baby You can't conceal it . . You're a fake, baby No rhyme or reason . . You're a fake, baby Fake! Fake!