And you can see them tumble off the Jet Express
But the Miller Boat Line is really the best
They charge up the ramp, they head into town
Carrying their stuff and looking all around
They're doin' the dock walk..... yeah!
Strollers, coolers, bikes and wagons
Some are lookin' happy, some are really draggin'
Hear it in the way they laugh and talk
They're doin' The dock walk.... what? .... doin' the dock walk
So it's tee shirts, cut offs, a group of young guys
Ball caps backwards, crackin' wise
Headed to the state park, lookin' for a campsite
Runnin' into town - gotta party all night...party all night
They're doin' the dock walk.... ummm..... Hey now!
Here comes a covey of bachelorettes
What you get for a dollar is a s**er's bet
Don't they sound like chickens as they flutter and squawk?
Doin' the dock walk... oh yeah
Doin' The dock walk ah-ahhh
Here comes mom and dad with some kids
One kid is sticky, one throws fit
Will they make it thru the day? Hey, who can tell....?
They're already dizzy as the carrousel.... You better
Get them to the Fudge Shop fill them up with sugar
Take them to the Boathouse fill 'em up with burgers
Loose 'em in the park don't let them rest or balk
They're doin' the dock walk, hum, doin' The dock walk....Whoa!
Lookee now, here comes a dude with special needs
He looks like a Christmas tree covered with beads
The fashion police should have him arrested
He's come to find a suit that's double breasted
He's doin' the dock walk
Just look in his eyes, see nothing going on
Life is a show and he got the gong
He's headed for The Round Bar, swooping like a hawk
He's doin' the dock walk, what? doin' The dock walk
And it's even more fun to gawk and stare
At the people on the public docks - right over there
Check ‘em out, check ‘em out A B C
They're doin' the dock walk of a higher degree
Here comes a sail boater smelling like a flower
Been a couple days since he's seen the shower
Doesn't look cranky, he doesn't look mean
He looks like he spilled outta L.L. Bean
He's doin' the dock walk,
doin' The dock walk, baby!
Now here comes Potter from his great big Carver
Louder than life and definitely larger
He's drinkin' vodka; he's higher than a roof
He's ten feet tall and bulletproof
He's doin' the dock walk; yeah, yeah.... doin' the dock walk
Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee at the girls with perfect tans
Wigglin' and jigglin' just to beat the band
If it was music it would rock, they're doin' the dock walk
Do...that….dock walk
And its lime green bikinis and belly shirts
The sun so bright if almost hurts
Sungla**es, sungla**es - get another brew
Go and tag your bu*t with a temporary tattoo
Dudes on cigarette boats smokin' cigarettes
Perfect hair, it never gets wet
Well toned bodies that move and flex
Like hungry dogs out lookin' for snacks
They're doin' the dock walk, they're doin' the dock walk yeah
They're doin' the dock walk.... ah
And when they do the dock walk,
It's something from the jungle
They go to the boat, they stagger and stumble
They mostly slur .., and don't really talk but
They're doin' the dock walk, and they're doin' the dock walk
And they do it by the crew's nest and city park
They do it at the monument after dark
And they do it in crowds — and they do it alone
From the time they even do it at home
So if you're feeling co*ky and you're ready to move
Go find yourself a dock and get in the groove
All you hippies, Billy Bobs, geeks and jocks
Do the dock walk, you gotta do the dock walk
...hey now!