He came into town on the back of a truck
He was long and lean and cool
He came into town just to check it all out
You could see he was nobody's fool.
He came into town with a new attitude
He wasn't hungry, but he was ready —
And all around this old Cleveland town
They whispered his name: "Fast Eddie"!
He was the first round pick in the Expansion Draft
H knew how the game was played
He walked into the middle of the stadium gra**
And said, "I'm here, here to stay"!
Oh! Fast Eddie! Oh! Fast Eddie!
He had the moves, he had the speed
He drove the little girls wild
He went out and partied with the boys
He always did it in style
Inside, outside and upside down
Hanging loose and rockin' steady
He was the dream of the orange and brown
And you know his name: Fast Eddie!
You can take it to the bank,
You can see it for yourself
Things are starting to turn around
You can live the dream of the Expansion Team
Now Fast Eddie has come to town
Oh! Fast Eddie! Oh! Fast Eddie!
Fast Eddie runs with a very in crowd
On the team that was built to move
Chris is the quarterback, Someone's running the line
A Dave is in there coaching on the groove
So hey, hey! Here come the Cleveland Browns
Fast Eddie is right there on the side
He's got power, cool and cla**
Kinda like a Harley Davidson super-glide
All the men like him - All the women want him
See how they reach out their hands
As we roll in to this millennium year
You're gonna hear them shouting in the stands
Oh- Fast Eddie Oh, Fast Eddie!
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