[TORIEL]
My child, many monsters you meet in the underground may wish to harm you, Or block your way. But, if you merely talk to them, you will find there is no conflict you cannot escape.
Go ahead! Try it out on this ghost!
[NAPSTABLOOK]
Zzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz....
[TORIEL]
You're not much of a talker are you?
[TORIEL]
That's okay, I'm sure you-
My child?
What are you-
No! Put down the stick!
Ghosts are not for hitting!
My child!
[NAPSTABLOOK]
Oh...
Ah, jeez ---
Am I in your way?
Uh--- Hey, hey, I'm sorry!
Oh goodness...
Yeah
!
Guess I look funny,
I'm not real sunny, though
No, no no, nnnngh,
Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio
I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry,
Do what you got to, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying
Guess I'm in for a beating
Don't mind my frown,
I'd weigh you down,
I'd just waste your time,
Incorporeal,
Sorry, Toriel,
I can barely rhyme
Don't waste your life,
Your pain and strife,
On a guy like me,
Please stop it, slick,
Put down that stick,
Don't lower my HP.
You know, I'm only sitting here watching you try to hit me to be polite
. You can't k** a ghost
.
Yeah!
I'm real sorry
I don't feel starry, though
No, no no, nnnngh,
Makin' mixtapes, are they okay, I don't know
Long ago, I forgot how to laugh
I know how to say heh, that's just half of it,
Not sure if I'm even real,
I'm just not really feeling up to it
Hey!
I made a hat
How about that?
Oh, oh, oh,
I made it out of tears
That I shed during this spat
Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife,
I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave bed,
I didn't want this afterlife
Sometimes it's cool
I feel like such a fool
Feeling like I have been schooled
A lonely piece of trash
Man, I want to crash,
Be a weepin' ghoul
Yeah, my life is pain
Yeah, I'm quite insane,
Even with this hat
Yeah, am I sayin'
Yeah too much?
Sorry about that
I just now realized I probably could have left at any point,
but then you'd be unhappy too
. So...
sorry.
W-what? Are you
hugging me? That's nice, but
I can't really hug back
, it would be weird. First of all, I don't have arms.
Wow
Are we friends now
Don't even know how
This happened
Guess I'll live with it, guess this is my life now
I can't believe we stopped the fight,
Is this your way of trying to make it right?
This is the longest anyone's listened to me,
And the record won't break after tonight
I'm full of cheer
And can't you hear
It in the way I sing?
Well you should go,
Before I go
And ruin everything
Pretend you beat me down,
That would stop my frown,
Give me a little glee
Meanwhile, I am
Just going to jam
To this melody
I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry,
Do what you got to, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying
Thanks for stopping the beating
Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife,
I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave bed,
I didn't want this afterlife
Well
, this has been an experience
. I wasted enough of your time.
Bye, I guess.
Oooooooooh...