Mischievous and devious and planning like ‘L' I'm a genius
Cuzz I'm the Dark Link to the past and I flash, never last, when I get a little mad throwin chaos blasts
Let me take it back to the days LOZ, tossing references at you midget Vaatis
Rappers sound like Zarbon, y'all Ghirahim gay, so you need some straight bars - here comes AJ
Who is aight? DJ Dax and so is G Yee but let me lay out some facts that are easy to see
Shiki is real creepy but definitely not Skull Kid cool, he's a pedo and he raps like a fool
Talkin bout how he'll take yo sis, that's cruel - he's a fail - rappin like he wants to go to jail
Let me hit him Warlock Punch strong as Ganondorf, tell his mommy to pick him up and drag his body to the CORF
And there is no time to retort, feel really bad for this guy he's as distorted as Xehanort
All of his plans will be thwarted by me, he's got some sorry flows just like k**er Bee
So I'll k** him off on any beat - whether it's made by Natsu Fuji or k**ing Spree
Or The Danger, but he'll be dragged home in a manger for the burn with these bars and I'll leave him with a scar like Yamcha while I'm making paper
In fact, I'll hit him so hard that he'll be in a daze like Dewgong
He'll never rap again he's too gone but enough about that let me move on
Cuzz this ain't a diss, it's a competition and I'm on a mission to k** all these rappers off 'Instantly; putting them in Transmissional' state of mind
I'm sublime when I'm making all these rhymes, I can turn back the Realm of Time causing Chaos
Like Midna so you best just lay off, hit you with the drop kick from Zelda and they'll be a big payoff
In my hand is a flask, on my face is a Mask of Majora
And with the flick of the wrist, I can drop the moon on the planet and cause a lot of horror
I've got the Triforce of Power to devour, you've got the Triforce of Wisdom but you can't even use your prism
Cuzz I don't even give you time to think, I'll end you before you can blink; hit you with the (Hiyaah!) off the stage and eliminate you just like I did the other Link