Meet Johnnie Walker
The worlds greatest joker is here
And the sound of empty bottles are ringing clear!
The red carpet's rolled out tonight
Thick knob on his stick - it shines like bra**
Behold pizzazz!
When you see him walking, maybe towards you
You many not hear him talking - he's rambling
black and blue!
Meet Johnnie Walker
The worlds greatest joker is here
And he wants to fill you up again my dear
Meet Johnnie Walker!
The voice of the barker resounds
As the world inside his head is spinning round
Allow me to serve some green
Such potion is worth its weight in gold
Keeps you from the cold
You might be feeling giddy
You might be getting warm
Then your right on target! Ha!!
Meet Johnnie Walker
Your night's getting darker I fear
Now the sound of empty bottlers are ringing clear
Sweet Johnnie Walker
A toast to the water of life
And the connoisseur you are will pay the price
Meet Johnnie Walker the tease
In abundance he will please
Meet Johnnie Boy!
He is the silver lining
He comes in perfect timing
The saviour of your day!
Johnnie, oh Johnnie boy!
Meet Johnnie Walker
Sweet Johnnie Walker
Meet Johnnie Walker
The worlds greatest joker is here, uhu
And he wants to fill you up again my dear
Meet Johnnie Walker