Chorus: As, I hit the Bong I wonder, what went wrong With my mainstream hip hop fans As, I toke along reminiscing weed we smoked on all day, and all night long I'm the rap star Afroman, off the charts and I feel the pain Wishing I wouldn't wreck my brain, 2 chain, and Lil Wayne I wonder, wo.wo.wo.wo.wonder Why, is it because I got high you don't think I'm fine Call me one hit wonder, curse me to the day I die One hit wonder, I hit the blunt and just wonder Verse: 1 How can I be just a one hit Wonder I own 83 albums, hitting like thunder You think 1 hit is all I got But I play 90 minutes on a 3 hour slot 1 hit that's 1 song, the average song 4 minutes 20 seconds long Explain how I entertain for hours, drunken hot super natural powers Afro fans would act a foo, If I don't sing hits like back to school I get complaints from my fans, If I don't sing hits like Talkin's Afroman you s**, if you don't sing she won't let me f** I'm Mike half the fight, If I don't sing lets get drunk tonight I can't live alive if I don't sing Colt 45 Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need Chorus: As, I hit the Bong I wonder, what went wrong With my mainstream hip hop fans As, I toke along reminiscing weed we smoked on all day, and all night long I'm the rap star Afroman, off the charts and I feel the pain Wishing I wouldn't wreck my brain, 2 chain, and Lil Wayne I wonder, wo.wo.wo.wo.wonder Why, is it because I got high you don't think I'm fine Call me one hit wonder, curse me to the day I die One hit wonder, I hit the blunt and just wonder Verse: 2 Afro, Afroman, sing I live in a Van Come on don't be no wossey We wanna here in your p**y Afroman, Obama's hair, A one hit songs like Palm Dale
Leave the stage they yelling no They wanna here hits like sell your dope Hush, the crowds callin my name Hits like hush bring me fame How can I be just a one hit wonder I hit the blunt just wonder Chorus: As, I hit the Bong I wonder, what went wrong With my mainstream hip hop fans As, I toke along reminiscing weed we smoked on all day, and all night long I'm the rap star Afroman, off the charts and I feel the pain Wishing I wouldn't wreck my brain, 2 chain, and Lil Wayne I wonder, wo.wo.wo.wo.wonder Why, is it because I got high you don't think I'm fine Call me one hit wonder, curse me to the day I die One hit wonder, I hit the blunt and just wonder Verse: 3 Anchor, yes indeed they like my hit song Tumbleweed I want another hit for yah, just like paranoia Your party is live, but my party is live(er) When I say Colt 45, The Gangster, The Frat Boy and The Hippie Wanna here that hit song Mississippi Pa** me the splif, I wrote a hit song Graveyard Shift Everywhere I go people make a fuss, I rode back on the bus They pay me green baby, know what I mean baby I wrote that hit song I'm a Dope fiend baby How can I be just a one hit wonder I hit the blunt just wonder Chours: As, I hit the Bong I wonder, what went wrong With my mainstream hip hop fans As, I toke along reminiscing weed we smoked on all day, and all night long I'm the rap star Afroman, off the charts and I feel the pain Wishing I wouldn't wreck my brain, 2 chain, and Lil Wayne I wonder, wo.wo.wo.wo.wonder Why, is it because I got high you don't think I'm fine Call me one hit wonder, curse me to the day I die One hit wonder, I hit the blunt and just wonder