Not my idea of a vacation
I want rest and relaxation
Don't wanna go out and see the streets
Sightseeing really bites
Marvel at the land formations
And the antique restorations
I don't care what happened here
Rather sit back and drink a beer than
Walk around in Bermuda shorts
Stay in overpriced resorts
And buy some stupid souveniers
Stop off at a place of interest
Walk around and take some pictures
Stroll around like a jerk
Sightseeing's for the birds
Driving around on a crowded bus
With smelly people really s**s
Don't want to sleep in tourist traps
Don't want to sleep with bugs and rats or