Dozens of eggs, can of paint
Bar of soap and razon blades
Your pool's on fire, doors are nailed shut
Windows all broke and your wires are cut
Flaming bag of dog sh** on your stairs
Ruin your fuzzy slippers, we don't care
Time to be bad, sick of being good
Wanna blow up the neighborhood
It's mischief night, gotta be home before the curfew
It's mischief night, it's mindless violence
We just want to hurt you
Mailbox is burning, tires are slashed
Poisoned your dog and strangled your cat
Soaped up your windows, egged your car
With sugar in your gas tank you won't go far