Super dump ways to die
Super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
Contracting aids from humping a skank
Use a corndog to hold up a bank
Go to a group of black and say you know what
Use a vaccum to get ride of your fat
Wait in front of Opra at the cafeteria
Look uder your seat it's a bozooka
Got to a blood meeting dressing in blue
Say you're a j** in 1942
Super dump ways to die
Super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
Run with sisorses in yours hands
Be an indian and step on a white man land
You can slip and fall
Yes you can sqeeze yours balls
Crash a plane and wait for 70 virgins
Be a dog who's addopted by a asian
Tell the Rock he's a f*ggot
Dont put the lotion in the basket
Super dump ways to die
Super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
So many super dump ways to die
Before you sleep forget look under your bed
Make a joke about Mohamed
Confuse your honey with a bear
Swallow a fork while playing thruth or dare
Gameble your soul with the devil
Be a president who ride a converdible
Go outside yelling youre the son of god
Make some toast in the tub
Show your a** to the mob
Pa** out at the pub
Ask sissors hands for handjob
Choke while eating hot-dog
Go out licking a frog
Or just marry... Cortney Love
Or all of these above
Those are the super fun ways to die
I mean super dump ways to die
So many super stuppidest ways die
So many f**ing dump ways to die
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