[Instrumental] [Verse 1: Adam WarRock] Send the movies to the multiplex Film reels, Betamax, and VHS From DVDs to HD you've seen From the theater to your home, to your laptop screen From Citizen Kane to Pacino in Heat From Saturday Night Fever to Step Up 2: The Streets From the [?] film to TV From Up to Toy Story, check it all that we've seen Cause Adam's always watching and Devindra's plugged in And Dave will be the b**her for the movies within Cause first they were the watchers but [?] a new better [?] Brings an all-star cast the film has together For whatever you need in your daily movie fix Check Slashfilm.com so you'll never miss All the news and the stories, so sit back and relax And it's time for the Slashfilmcast Play [Hook: Adam WarRock] We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For the girls/boys/old/young And we watch to the last till the credits is done We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For all the news and the movies comin' out Cause you know that it's the thing worth talkin' about [Verse 2: Adam WarRock] From discussing talkies at your local saloon To talking back at the movies with friends in dorm rooms From newspapers and critics and magazines To blogs and forum posts that'll make you want to scream From an*log to digital, film school with critical theory On how we watch movies; it's all subliminal From RealPlayer to LibSyn to iTunes Slashfilmcast [?] in your hi-fi soon The institution has changed throughout the time Cause now anyone with a laptop can try
Though critics like Roger Ebert and Michael Phillips A.O. Scott and Dana Stevens are still making [?] But now ain't it cool that fans can join And listen to the podcast while working out at the gym It's a new day; culture and technology merge And you know they were one of the first, huh? [Hook: Adam WarRock] We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For the girls/boys/old/young And we watch to the last till the credits is done We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For all the news and the movies comin' out Cause you know that it's the thing worth talkin' about [Bridge: dialogue] [David Chen] "Hello everyone and welcome to the Slashfilmcast." [Adam Quigley] "It–it's a movie with all sorts of bad." [Devindra Hardawar] "Every shot in that film is, like, calculated exactly what Kubrick wanted it." [Adam Quigley] "And it makes it so frustrating because then there's these other really good highs in the film." [Devindra Hardawar] "I–I won't spoil it, exactly." [David Chen] "You're sort of, uh, welcome to me, and this is going to be a really good, uh, prediction of how this episode is gonna go down, so." [Hook: Adam WarRock] We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For the girls/boys/old/young And we watch to the last till the credits is done We watch the movies/flicks/tracks For the good/bad, it's the Slashfilmcast For all the news and the movies comin' out Cause you know that it's the thing worth talkin' about