Performed by rob schneider "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [lecturing] "zinc is by far the best element." "i also like plutonium." "it's just fun to say." "plutonium." [sound of someonee walking towards him] "how's your plutonium?"
"good, thank you." "excuse me!" "hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing?" "hey! get off of me!" [beating sounds] "you're breaking the beakers!" [beating sounds] "those are my best goggles!" [beating sounds]