I'm going through the mushroom kingdom
I'm gonna save the princess b**h
I got my red hat red shirt suspenders on
Wait I guess I'm black and white in this... sh**
I got my fireballs bouncing hit ya dead in the jaw
Take down the boss cause he's breaking the law
Kick the turtle shell... oh wait sh** naw
They explode in this (Boom) f**in burnt my balls
Now I'm small, and running like I just don't care
Jump in the plane and fly around in the air
Take Tatanga down, b**h I aint scared
Do you like Captain Lou and hit your face with a chair
(Chair braking....) Take that b**h
It's the goomba stompin mushroom poppin
Mustached man
Koopa Clompin Body dropping
Fireball in my hand
Run and jump duck and slide
To get the box on the other side
Braking bricks with my f**in fist
b**h I'm coming inside
Through the castle no ha**le on my way to the end
Daisy went and got kidnapped again
It isn't Koopa but they might be friends....
I'm gonna whomp you motherf**er don't even pretend
(Oh Mario)
I'm not the princess I'm a bad guy b**h
Just wanted to get your hopes up, man, forget it
Either way, I'm outta work; it's time to clock out
You got one more level, good bye for now...
See ya!
Its Kung fu land I got fire in my hand
For that weird jumpin motherf**in kung fu man
If you don't like this track I guess I understand
But I get to fight Wario in the next land so...
Off to daisy I go one more time
Get your hands off her tatanga she's mine
Jump in the plane and f**ing go for a ride
Shooting at motherf**ers as I fly by
Look at me way up in the sky
Collecting coins as I spit my rhyme
This kung fu f*ggot won't f**in die
Throw my fire ball and hit him dead in the eye b**h
What the hell it's a f**in cloud
Dodge the lightning shoot fire in his mouth
As he crumbles I hear the rumble as the boss flies in
Let the final battle begin motherf**er
Mario... I hope you're ready to die
My space ship shoots 3 balls at a time
Your aircraft can't compare to mine
You're never going to leave my castle alive
W- What the hell man, damn, who the f** are you anyway
It's sad you never made it pa**ed these game boy games
So I'll laugh dodge your bullets shoot your space ship in half
Rescue Daisy and go take a nap.....yeah
I'm here to stay
Right behind this controller I'll still play
Till the world is safe for you and me tonight
Day after Day
If it takes forever Daisy I'll stay
And hold your hand please stay with me tonight