What's up Motherf**er its Doogie Howser M.D.
That's right I'm a Doctor and I'm only sixteen
When I was 6 years old I beat leukemia twice
Perfect scores on my SAT man alright
Princeton University at 10 years old
Hitting trim on the side like my dick was gold
By 14 I got my license to become an M.D.
David and Katherine are so proud of me
That's my parents... my dad's a physician
My mom does chores, and cooks in the kitchen
Eastman Medical Center is where I be
Nurse! (yes, Doogie?) we need an iv please (okay)
Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my a** and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**)
My friend Vinny Delpinos lives next door
He really levels me out and that's what friends is for
I'm a surgeon, 16, with a PhD
b**h I could even give you a lobotomy
Doogie Howser's in the mothf**ing house
So pull your pants down and cough right now
I'm a prodigy, commodity keeping aware of HIV
Together stop STDs - united
Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my a** and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**)
Man...
If it wasn't for Vinny I'd go outta my mind
I need a motherf**ing break sometimes
It's hard being a kid in these doctor shoes
Doing doctor things that Doctors do
Doog is comin' though, takin' away your blues
With a lollipop and a needle I'mma stick inside you
Wanda Plenn could handle this... step off b**h
I got a PhD, I'm 16 and I'm rich
Its Doogie Howser motherf**er Take a look at my a**
I've got my doctor shoes on and the scrubs to match
Stethoscope, mini pope giving people some hope
Roping em in with my good looks, helping out folks
sh** I just home home now it's time for bed
Time to lay down on my pillow and rest my head
Tomorrow I'll get up and f**ing do it again
Why the f** can't I be an o b g y n Dammit
Dear diary I just got home from my shift
Busting my a** and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick
Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**)