Sitting at the Plot of my momma and pop
When over my shoulder she appeared and almost made my f**in heart stop
7 years ago I slain this blood s**er
Now I gotta find the pieces fix this motherf**er
Don't wanna die from the wounds of the last game
I'd like to save the day make the curse go away
I mean I'm feelin alright except my backs in pain
Can't complain grab my whip and claim the fame
It's the vampire slaughterin Holy waterin Belmont
Heart Collectin Reckin the mansions grab for what I want
Zombies coming at me better wear your helmot
Cause I'm quick to crack your skull and f**ing clean your clock
sh** if you came to f** around
Let me introduce your face to the ground
As I'm walking through the town
Liars and cheaters are all around... to the woods b**h
Simon Belmont the vampire slaughterer
Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya
I'm calling you out and I'm taking you down
And now I'm resurrecting this clown f**
Walking around got this manly strut
Got hearts in the bag f**ing levelin up
Dracula's ribs on my chest like its armor punk
Thorn whip slappin b**hes I don't give a f** come on
It's getting late I need to find a church
That's where I need to go for a rest when I'm hurt
I'm bout to enter the woods and take the werewolves life
Oh no sh** it's already night
Blah blah blah horrible curse
Going through the woods down to Dracula's place and I'm
Whipping Skeletons along the way
Running out of time no time to waste got a
Bag of body parts strapped around my waist
Head through the cemetery holy water the wall
Walk down the stairs straight through the hall
Put the 5 pieces of his corpse on the table
No it ain't a fable you ain't gonna be able resurrect and try f**ing with me
b**h please
Though you have made it through
I put a curse on you
You're time is ending
You'll lie here with me
This is my destiny I'll return
Jump and hit you in the f**in face a little bit
While you stand there immobile like a punk a** b**h
This isn't fair Simon I haven't moved yet b**h
f** you motherf**er taste the sting of my whip
Last time we had a battle I looked away and you bit
sh** time of your demise is bring tears to my eyes
I beat the f**ing game but it wasn't in time
Your soul is coming with me Simon time to die
I'll be back in Super Castlevania b**h don't lie
Dead
Frickin blah blah blah light or somethin