Danger
Blood
Terror
Get Ready, Get set, Let's go. Come awn.
My hair's all messy, need a damn salon.
Turn yer speakers up and sing along.
I got a bomb in my chest, but my heart is gone so,
8bit Duane in this place.
Isn't afraid of nothin'. Throw a block at your face
Cuz I keep on comin' man, too legit.
Even though this game kinda looks like Meatboy, I get it.
Jump up the walls, man I just falled.
There ain't no sweat on my dinosaur balls.
Make my way to the deactivator.
Damn I just exploded, I guess I'll see ya later but,
Ain't nothin my man can't take,
Ain't no dance that my man can't break.
It's time to party with some cruncha munch,
Cuz you know that I'll be home before lunch.
I made it through the stage like a tidal wave.
I just may've died but the game is saved.
The ain't no coins so I can't get paid,
Plus there ain't no princess, I can't get laid but,
The scientist will be my friend anyway
We'll both be the bad guys in the next game.
I got my comfy shoes on I can't complain.
I'm jellin' like a felon 8BitDuane.
Can't think about the timer I'm tryin to stay sane
If I explode I'll burst into flames
but I got to go in the name of the game
Cause I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm styling as Stamos
Man I got more tricks than a deck of cards
This game is more goofy than a kingdom heart
Jumped in the spike I've Gotsta restart
I'm afraid of the shadow stage, cause I'm scared of the dark, man
Don't judge me...
I'm as cool as mustache groomed on my face
I'd rather he take my heart than my mustache anyway
Keep on searching there's an Easter egg
I can't press down can't itch my leg
Climb up the wall and make my way to the battle
I'm bout to rock em sock em these hits you can't handle
Completed world 1, man I speak the truth
Man I'll see you again in World 2
Jump up the walls, man I just falled.
There ain't no sweat on my dinosaur balls.
Make my way to the deactivator.
Damn I just exploded, I guess I'll see ya later but,
Ain't nothin my man can't take,
Ain't no dance that my man can't break.
It's time to party with some cruncha munch,
Cuz you know that I'll be home before lunch