Take a chill pill, I'm gonna k** this punk
Snowman wannabe, I'll Sonny Bono this c*nt
Got the skis on, sliding around
Kick his little snow dick and start taking him down
I got seven down, one more to go
Flame Shot, I'm melting the snow
Flamethrowing k**ing machine, I'll k** a motherf**er twice before he thinks about screaming
And I got enough to go around
Gonna find Blizzard Man, gonna make him drown
Mr. X is f**ing over now
I got my Buster co*ked back for everybody in town
Mega Man, I'm the man with the plan
Damn right, motherf**er, I am
And I'mma shoot your stupid a** dead
While I smack you in the face with the back of my hand
I'm the Rock, s** my co*k
I got my Flame Shot, can you believe it or not?
Knock, knock (Who's there?)
Mega Man, motherf**er
Got my Buster co*ked back for all these co*ks**ers
Who knew the boy in blue
Would k** Blizzard Man like I always do?
I do it all for you, shoveling this snow
I'm gonna tell Mr. X that I ain't taking no mo'
Jump over, shoot you dead
Dodge the snow then shoot the back of your head
I'm a psychotic robotic, no role model for kids
Flame shooting you on fire, f**er, breaking your ribs
To the seal, I'm gonna dodge some bombs
Take out the helicopter, oh my god
Put the Flame Suit on, retrieve my free man
Then jump off the bombs 'fore they explode
(Blizzard Man in this b**h, and I'm out of control)
(With skis and ice on the ground, yeah, you should have known)
(Blizzard Attacking your a**, it's about to get cold)
(Skiing on you, bro, because I gots to go)
(Mr. X wants you, too, so now I'm bringing the snow)
(You'd better get your b**h, you'd better watch my roll)
(With a fist full of crystals, I ain't playing sh** nice)
(But that's what the f** happens when you try to beat ice)
Get the E-Tank from the side
Jump on the bombs, get across in time
Make your way to the bombs where the doors be at
And then jump off the bombs to the door (That's right)
Mega Man, I'm the man with the plan
Damn right, motherf**er, I am
And I'mma shoot you 'til you can't stand
While I smack you in the face with the back of my hand
I'm the Rock, s** my co*k
I got my Flame Shot, can you believe it or not?
Knock, knock (Who's there?)
Mega Man, motherf**er
Got my Buster co*ked back for all these co*ks**ers
Who knew the boy in blue
Would k** Blizzard Man like I always do?
I do it all for you, shoveling this snow
I'm gonna tell Mr. X that I ain't taking no mo'
Jump over, shoot you dead
Dodge the snow then shoot the back of your head
I'm a psychotic robotic, no role model for kids
Flame shooting you on fire, f**er, breaking your ribs
To the seal, I'm gonna dodge some bombs
Take out the helicopter, oh my god
Put the Flame Suit on, retrieve my free man
Then jump off the bombs 'fore they explode
God damn!
f**ing sh**!
For real?