Live: “What's yo mom's name?
Recorder: “Bathsheba”
Live: “Bathsheba, wooo… Bathsheba what's up I'm Live. What's up in Miami
Ready for this? Watch this blessin man, watch this gift God gave me –
‘They say: Grey is the New Black and Meth the new Coke
K2's the new weed, stamp bags is pa**é man
Bath salt's the new dope
Gays the new straight, sarcasms the new witty
Free will's the new fate, and suburbs the new city
Instant (snaps finger) the new fad, indifference the new pity
Implant's the new a** and silicone's the new titty
Sex is the new façade, a tranny's the new broad
Ice, is the new hard, like money's the new God
Thong's the new panty, expose the cheeks of yo phanny
X-Box's the new nanny and 30's the new granny
50's the new 40, the new want's of a shorty
Extortion the new ??? and abortion the new condom
Elderly the new old, Platinum's the new gold
Aid's the new trigga, and Mexicans the new n***a
Obama a new hope, The Catholics got a new pope
Life got a new aim, the crosshair's of a new scope
My words say what the news won't
What you should do, is the new don't
TV Evangelist the new crook, and the search engines the new book
Been growin' me locs since Samson, you see? (switches to a Jamaican accent and motions to his dreads)
I guess all of a sudden dreads are the new look
Guns the new fist, p**y the new dish
Psych med's the new happy, and suicide bombin's the new pissed
Baby mom's the new wife, trailer trash is the new trife
Same sh**, different day, but can't get a different life
Ciroc, the new Henny, a dollar bill is the new penny
Automatic with clips, the new semi
And Miley Cyrus the new Demi
Steriods the new strong, White is the new wrong
For lunch kids packin the new chrome
Carryin apples on – the new phone
Single parents dream of a new home, like dogs need a new bone
Credit card debt is the new loan
And turned up, man, that's the new stoned
The good life: in the hood, we stay wantin it more
Hustlin, that's the brand new entrepreneur
And that's why they building brand new prisons for sure
So all this new bullsh** – (fake laughs) that's just the same ol' manure.'
Recorder: “Ahhh. Nasty son, nasty son! Word up, word up, word up! Yo man show love right now son. That's on the spot right there. Word's bond man, word's bond.”
Friend of recorded givin Live props: “That's wa**up”