Some might call me a fartiste
The master of the brew, my rectal love goo
Behind a sh*tstained curtain, true love never so pungent
Mephitic, septic, a true delicatesse
Gauging my precious hors-turd
Masterfully catered as a sh*t filled chef d'œuvre
Separating sh*t from fart, my culinary skills are true art
Some might call it ban*l, yet treats for me come from the brown can*l
Serve the porcelain dominator
Serve the eternal turd masticator
Another round lodged in the chamber
One on deck volcanic in anger
Separating sh*t from fart, treats for me come from the brown can*l
Serve the porcelain dominator
Serve the eternal turdmasticator
Grotesque
Colour me grotesque, an appetiser in dégoût
These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting
A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming
These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting
A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming
Jalapeño disaster, awaken the master blaster
Digestive prolapse, the colon in shambles
Horrific and grotesque
Heaving with chunks, I'm such a dirty hunk
Separating sh*t from fart, my culinary skills are true art
Some might call it ban*l, yet treats for me come from the brown can*l