Hey little boy, urine for a treat
So be sure that you lift up the seat!
And fill that cup I left to the brim
Cuz' without my lemonade, the outlook is grim!
Don't argue with me, I should know best
Because I am the human drug test
Warm and refreshing, a peelicious delight
I could drink these peeña coladas all night!
I've got the yellow fever!
How I long to pull his tiny lever.
I've got the yellow fever!
Just one sip, and you'll be a believer!