But nobody loves me so I'll smoke some crack. I can't turn to my family, 'cause you say family values are what they lack. You don't want me to hurt myself, so you take my only source of pleasure away. I can't get it anywhere, so I'll have to hurt myself a more pleasant way. I still get some hallucinatory effects each time I bash large bricks against my head. So if hugs are better than d**, I guess I'm better off dead
The man came up to me and said, "You un-American piece of sh**, we're given laws to live by, and you're gonna have to deal with it. And if you don't, I'm very sure you don't deserve to live then!"
"So give me d**," I said. But alas! This fellow would not give them
Hugs are better than d**, but I don't have the cash for either one. I'll try to scrape up the money, but I'll still feel like sh** by the time I'm done. You say your religion will make me feel loved, but I think that right now it's just as well. If what you try to tell me is true, than everybody else I know will just wind up in Hell. There's still the great enlightenment I get each time I bash large bricks against my head. So If hugs are better than d**, I guess I'm better off dead
The man came up to me and said, "You nasty vile stream of ooze, you don't deserve a happy life unless you learn to pay your dues. And if you don't know what I mean, you don't deserve to live then!"
"So give me d**," I said. But alas! this fellow would not give them
Hugs are better than d**, or so you've been saying all along. I'd have no way of knowing, but something about it seems a little wrong. You don't want me to hurt myself, so you take my only source of pleasure away. I can't get it anywhere, so I'll have to k** myself a more painful way. And I suppose if all else fails, I can keep on bashing bricks against my head. So If hugs are better than d**, I guess I'm better off dead