[MIKE]
I'm watchin' Sis
Go pitterpat.
Said,
"I can do that,
I can do that." Knew ev'ry step
Right off the bat.
Said,
"I can do that,
I can do that." One morning Sis won't go to dance cla**
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all,
But my foot's too small,
So,
I stuff her shoes
With extra socks,
Run seven blocks
In nothin' flat.
Hell,
I can do that,
I can do that. I got to cla**
And had it made,
And so I stayed
The rest of my life.
All thanks to Sis
(Now married and fat), I can do this. That I can do!
I can do that.