So for those of you who don't know
My name is A-$
This is Rowdabote
And this is Max, just Max
So
This song doesn't have a title
Because it hasn't been made yet
No really
We're gonna make it right now
My name is A-$
My rap sk**s are like a whale
I'm gonna pelt you with my lyrical hail
All of my opponents act the fool
They should return to rap school
I don't need to go to rap school
Cause I'm the lord of the land
I know that
Because my verses are in high demand
I got a crew of these little guys
They like to sit around and eat french fries
It keeps us nourished
It keeps us going
It just keeps my lyrics flowing
We found rowdabote
In a lifeboat
On the great barrier reef
Max just goes to this school
He's like alright
Anyways I'll slip
Like an oil slick
I'll slide around, that's a good trick
I'm gonna ooze over you like an oil spill
By the way shout out to my boy k**a-Trill
Anyways, up in this town
This town doesn't give me a frown
Cause I like you guys, you guys are nice
Especially on lemonade with ice
[piano solo]
Alright rowdabote
I think that's it
I'm calling this song
Tapestries for the Modern Age that Hasn't Happened Yet
I don't know what it means
But you do
Cut the mic please
[Interview]
(That was very good you guys, very interesting)
Thank you, so are you
(Would you guys introduce yourselves one more time? With the disguises?)
I'm A-$, these are not disguises this is the face I was born with
Just because you the MC
Doesn't mean you have the power to step to me
This is rowdabote
And like I said this is Max, just Max
(What type of genre was that?)
That was freedom of thought, freedom of consciousness
I'm not done yet
Infinite stream of thoughts and ideas and it's unique to me, and nothing but me
That's not true
{So is that your normal voice?}
Of course
{Are you sure it's your normal voice?}
Yes (yes?)
Dong-min what are you doing? Can we talk to the judges now?
Uh no I'm already an MC
(Ok, you can talk to the judges, and good job you guys)
Judge 1: (Nice job – uh – rowdabote, you're very pretty looking)
He says thanks
Judge 2: (When you are not A-$ who are you actually?)
A-$
(What year are you, A-$?)
Uh, I mean, I've been around since the beginning of the big bang
Before that – the big band was actually one of a series of smaller bangs
I know because I was there
{We need that mic back too}
Uh, I'm saving it for later
Judge 3: (Do you have other hit songs? What is your other work usually like?)
People might know us for the song
Carbon neutral veggie rap
It's a real thing you can find it on the internet
But it's, it's not on iTunes, we don't play that
3(So what's in the pitch box?)
The microphone
3(Do you have any questions for the judges?)
I already know everything