[Intro:]
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship (Weed). Its five-year mission: to explore strange new (p**y), to seek out new (dank) and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before
[A-$]
It's A-$, Rodabote on starship weed
A-$, Rodabote flying free
You know this ain't no USS Enterprise
This is our own enterprise
We boldly go where no man's gone before
To bring peace and end the space gang war
With us is our intrepid crew
Flying up just to meet you
First up we've got Mr. Weedman
His navigation sk**s fresh from the pan
Reading maps and looking up sh**
He'll make sure this album's a hit
Next we got the JWG
He be fixing up our ship when it needs to be
He's also entertaining as pogo the clown
Making sure that none of us got a frown
We've got phasers and lasers, and tons of other sh**
The big G Zillas in charge of all of it
Walking around, wiping off the soot
Is our janitor: big Billy Bill Foot
He's super clean, even with his hair
AW sh*t, LOOK OUT! IT'S THE SPACE BEAR!
Swag
Stitches, our commander of the b**hes
Cause you know on this ship we've got b**hes too
They're all there to make sure our balls ain't blue
Orangoutang's in the corner smoking a J
He doesn't really do sh** but thats okay
Yo join us on our outer space mission
Learn you some goddam nuclear fission
Freezy and meezy may have created humanity
But we made the universe, which is more than humanity
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooo oooo
Yo we have
Start the countdown yo
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