Sitting in the pub on a Thursday night
The beer is flowing fast
See a man in a danger suit
Stumbling as he walks past
(Danger!)
Me and friends didn't know what to do
Around this dangerous presence
Stumbles forth
Drops a big black bag
Approaching up for a**istance
You know he said:
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing, son?
[Chorus]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
[?]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
I was surprised
(Don't touch)
Didn't know what to do
(Don't touch)
Was just a helpful action
(Don't touch)
I was shaken and quite taken aback
(Don't touch)
By this overreaction
(Danger!)
[?] warfare or a nuclear bomb
How could this be so important?
Go back to my laughing friends
And being their entertainment
You know he said:
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha doing, sonny?
Whatcha doing, son?
[Chorus]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
[?]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
[Woman giving a warning in Japanese]
Listen, son, why can't you see?
This is nothing - just let it be!
This is bigger than you and me
Think of national security!
[Chorus]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
[?]
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
(Danger is dangerous!)
Don't touch the bag
Whoa-oh
Danger of d**h!
(Danger of d**h!)