[Verse 1: Diego Johnson]
Kiss me cuz I have never been kissed before!
Then I'll take you to the ally and get f**ed cuz just kissing is a bore
Back to the dance floor cuz I'm a country who*e
Big old country hunks are the kinds of men I adore
Some boys compare my coochie to a raging wild boar
All the country boys get at me like its a war but I need all 3 of them and then I need more
Grindin on hot hicks in the country music club
Go home with my main b**h so she can f** in my hot tub
Its first of the month time for my monthly trip to the surgeon
s** that baby out! Why won't he believe that I'm a virgin!
Boys cum through me like an ATM to make a deposit
Sometimes I wake up and find cum on my closet
My life s**s so I post a Facebook status every half hour
So much cummy in my tummy the boys say my p**y tastes like bad milk. Sour
People say meany mean things but I know I'm pretty like a flower
Invite a couple cute boys over. Time to do it. Eiffel Tower
[Hook]
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!
[Verse 2: Jake Sweeney]
The other b**hes talk about her behind her back and call her a s*ut
She's not a who*e just cuz she can fit 3 erect penises in her bu*t!
Some boys have said her p**y is loose but I never knew why
Now that I"ve f**ed it I swear it is as wide as her thigh
Her pink slit is like a pink chasm
It is impossible for any boy to orgasm
Her p**y is like a dark hole
It destroys any fetuses that either player may control
Meat curtains that are never pulled shut
Any guy looking for pleasure better stick it in her bu*t
Her uterus is like a fetus factory
Even retard s**m find its conditions satisfactory
First time I saw it I threw up in my mouth
She give a new definition to the Dirty South
Took a swig of rubbing alcohol then poured the rest on that dirty cut
Got gang green from that f**hole but yo boy had to get his nut!
[Hook]
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!
[Bridge]
I like to dance on the dance floor
Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for?
I like to dance on the dance floor
Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for?
I like to dance on the dance floor
Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for?
I like to dance on the dance floor
Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for?!
[Hook]
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!
Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice
Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!