[DJ Oatmeal]
I'm ziplocked, with my get fresh flow on
My prose explodes just like an Edgar Allan poem
I'm a grizzled vet, a twelve-year pro
But I'm not above a little quid pro quo
I got the savoir faire in my dance and my walk
I got the funky a** beats and all you do is gawk
Lil 2k10's gonna wield some clout
So, Jim, get on the mic and turn it out!
[Lil 2k10]
I'll break your f**ing bone, use a piece, stem cell a clone
And use that motherf**er to smash your f**ing dome
I may be mad, but I ain't bad, I'll CT scan you up with rad
Engineer you a new skeleton made of ice and chrome
[DJ Oatmeal]
Just dropping in and I see the track's gellin'
Got a long wooden staff just like Ian McKellen
Well, I'm the Lady's Choice - like Hugh Jackman
Just try and beat my bro at Ms. Pacman
Like Spock to Kirk - or Nash to Dirk
You want to sound like this? Well, this sh** takes work
The Grundle Bundle is in full effect
Now my bro takes the mic so give him some respect
[Lil 2k10]
Listen closely now; I'm going to set your mind free
Turn off your TV, check my man Dostoyevsky
David Foster Wallce, Nabokov, Melville, Locke
I'm like Raskolnikov but with a motherf**ing Glock
And I unload it fast, but not as quick as I shred
Ripping through Comin at Ya with some Tears to Forget
Pick up my six string, She plays like bells ring
When I get into the zone, I can make my baby sing, she's saying:
Yea, yea, that's my girl Debra!
[DJ Oatmeal]
Midas touch, all my track's are gold
They had to invent a number for how many I've sold
Well, you think I'm a chump? Take a tape of your farts
Remix your dump and have it topping the charts
A powerful display, but now I must parlay
The mic to my bro, cause he got something to say:
"Oatmeal in the clear, and here, represent!"
And my style makes your mother dear pitch a tent
And I give it to her soft "I give it to her hard"
As I commandeer this track like Jean Luc Picard
And I'm hitting my stride with my long lasting flavor
2k10 comes again, so check your behavior
[Lil 2k10]
What's up brah? "Not much, whatcha doing?"
"Want to party, mang?" Well I got a keg brewing
A bout of Imperial Stout, get some Pabst, cause I'm out
Let's play some Sensei, cause I'm thinking BLAOW!