[Verse 1]
Without nerds
Where would you be
No radio and no t.v
No games to play on your p.c
No Apple, Xbox, PS3
If you go to the arcade
There'd be no games for you to play
No Family Guy phrases to say
No Red Dwarf or MST3K
[Bridge 1]
Think you can push us around?
When it comes to brains
We'll beat you down
[Chorus 1] X 2
This is the nerd proclamation
Get it off the chest
In aggravation
You can't push us off the ladder
Without us
None of this sh** matters
[Verse 2]
We'd like to play D&D
Or an MMORPG
You never did go down that path
Cause you can't handle first grade math
I'd say let's watch some B.S.G
But Jersey Shore is more your speed
I'd let you borrow World War Z
Assuming you know how to read
[Bridge 2]
Think you can push us around?
When it comes to brains
We'll beat you down
[Chorus 2] X 2
This is the nerd proclamation
Get it off the chest
In aggravation
You can't push us off the ladder
Without us
None of this sh** matters
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
We were the bottom of the chain
Now you're the brawns and we're the brains
I bet it drives you insane
To see us on the gravy train
Need us now to save the day
Technology won't go away
If you need the web today
It is us you'll have to pay
[Bridge 3]
Think you can push us around?
When it comes to brains
We'll beat you down
[Chorus 3] X 3
This is the nerd proclamation
Get if off the chest
In aggravation
You can't push us off the ladder
Without us
None of this sh** matters
This is the nerd proclamation
This is the nerd proclamation
This is the nerd proclamation
I'm a nerd!