[Verse 1: Stormie Hates You]
Welcome to this life I f**ing live in
I'm Stormie
17 years old;
Everyone is boring
They call me immature
Prolly cause I'm a f**ing troll
Why you gotta be such a shubnub?
Like I can't have any fun?
I enjoy being messed up
Everyone s**s
It's not a phase that I hate everyone;
But you can stop with the dub step now
You music impaired f**;
Spend my day hearing music and watching videos
Then I go to Nikki's Lab for some d**
My nose is white from the coke
I have a pipe full of meth
Planning on starting a cult
So hail these 2 crackheads
[Verse 2: Nikki Flashlight]
You have a Michael Kohrs bag?
Well b**h I have a methlab
Cause I'm not basic like all you other f*ggots
Now get away b**h I gotta have this;
I love Jasper Dolphin
But I gotta thank the based god that I'm always happy cause I love him
He's also one of my friends
Now I want some ice-cream
So imma go to cold stone
And I'll prolly be stoned
Then imma k** the manager!
[Stormie Hates You]
Hey, you wanna go smoke some crack?
[Nikki Flashlight]
Hell yeah!