[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
My name is Hugh G. Wreck-shun
I have a huge erection
DMT is my affection
Wesley Snipes is my complexion
You can find me on the corner, slingin rocks and k**ing cops, harvesting crops, looting shops, licking shots, eating strips, packing clips, stacking chips, jacking whips and slapping tits
I give praise to Doctor Jesus every chance I get, he blesses me by letting me spit this sh**
We drive around in my corvette, and we get lit
See a brunette with nice big tits, I say "get in", she says "okay", and then we hit and quit and ditch the b**h, on the side of the road, out in the cold, she just got told, she just got sold, while I smoke a bowl on the gra**y knoll
I'm high as f**, mouth dry as f**, tongue-tied as f**, skin white as f**, black from the waist down, n***a ugh!
I go to church every Sunday, you hear what I say? Me and Jesus in the club like "Ay Bay Bay!"
We hang with Grandma Jesus, teaching us to crochet, I see Jesus coming, get on your knees and pray
[Doctor Jesus]:
What's up motherf**ers? It's Doctor Jesus Christ
I got the homegrown bud and it's politely priced nice
Don't talk sh**, you get sliced and diced
Now come along with me on this diamond heist
I can turn water into wine, you better believe it
Smoking a cross blunt in Tel Aviv on Christmas Eve, I'm calling a reprieve, I'm taking a leave, don't disbelieve, best believe I gotta retrieve, I gotta achieve and most of all I gotta conceive
Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I don't exist, don't get me pissed, put you on my sh** list, take a razor blade to your wrist, kiss you with my fist, put your arm in a twist, don't resist, I insist, I persist that your life cease and desist
Yo my style is colossal, I'm older than a fossil
Tell my apostles to never get docile
I'll damn you, send you straight to hell
I'll wish you well as I bid your a** farewell
I'm omnipotent, I'm articulate, I'm legitimate, I'm magnificent, I'll implement intricate sk**s with the instrument
[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
All my life has been a struggle, no rebu*tal
Always causin trouble, gotta hustle in the jungle
Sell a bundle for a couple, at the rubble of the space shuttle to a young couple, dragging knuckles
Lord forgive me for selling this crack
Lord forgive me cause there's no turning back
Lord please guide me on the right motherf**ing track
Now lord please bless this and roll up the hootie mack
[Doctor Jesus]:
Light up the blunt and pa** it to the left
Hold it too long, get arrested for theft
Get high, you gonna feel blessed
Get high, you won't feel depressed
Weed smoke you ingest, you feel possessed
I suggest you rest, no distress, no stress, feel refreshed
I'll pa** the acid test in my Sunday best
[Hugh G. Wreck-Shun]:
Travel cross country, spread the word of Jesus
The grievous will be defeated by my thesis
Facetious evil fetus casting demons
Hugh G. Wreckshun, Jesus-worshipping evil genius