2 Skinnee J's - The Best lyrics

Call me Special Stickman stencil Thin like pencil I've got a thumb so I can pick up and use them utensils My credential, I'm prehensile And I may be standing still now But my energy has potential Boom! We explode like the hedgehog Sonically We're dooma to the goombas When we jump up Marionically It's etherial I'm immaterial Some day my face will be seen on a box of cereal I ride with the pride of the lion on my mane But I know you can only know me as I exist upon this plane All the same What's my name? You must be joking Upon pain of d**h Can my true name be spoken In the morning I storm in and swarm without warning Shift shape and rise like the Phoenix from the flame I reign collosal Fueled like fossil Doing the impossible Raising dead As I spread The gospel Of the skinnee To the many it's a J day Your whack attackers Lack it so just pack it Like a K-way J's intended to be splendid When we send it Rip sh** up Then we mend it Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J! Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J! A Word to the skeptics and the cynical We're the ones who taught Him how to make a miracle Before you make a scene say we blaspheme Cut the fuss Take a look at the good book

That was us From the top of the zenith We're the pinnacle For the squeamish Any skirmish is unwinnable As we travel like Odysseus throughout the universe Alerting we be certain That we're converting earth first Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J! Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J! Power, might, glory, omnipotence With my hands behind my back I still control all of the elements We're heaven sent So we rule all creation All that's evil Runs before me wailing lamentations Blink and you missed it The futuristic existence From another plane I came and it'll never be the same Naw it's better Hail the nappy heada Incision with precision And I'm skinnee like stilletta I'm beheading serpents this serpent-head medusa Refusing to give in cause I'm living like Methuselah Fighting off your evil As your mental's getting feeble And you wobble like a weeble Just chill Skinnee J's Raise the upheaval Missed it on the first time Now catch the sequel Return of the new And improved And I'm smooth Ain't nobody does it better Here's the proof Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J! Ain't no body, does it better Ain't no body, does it better Then J!