I f**ed an old gal in the graveyard,
God damnit old soul she was dead.
The maggots crawled out of her a**hole,
and the hair slipped off of her head.
When I finished my job there,
I'd seen I'd committed a sin,
so out of my pocket I drew me a straw
and I s**ed out that load I shot in!
(laughter - huuur!!!)